Ballet School Director Pillows

Ballet School. Director. I show up in the classes unexpectedly now and then just to keep them on their toes.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Cossack dancers

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Ballet dancer.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Ballet Lovers

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Treble

Bow

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Ballet Audition. I think I've just witnessed the pollution of Swan Lake.

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing in a circle

Suzanne Lenglen

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

The Firebird

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Mouse King

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Ballet dancer

Cinderella

Ugly sisters from Cinderella fighting

"I've just been to the ballet... all those girls on their toes... Why don't they employ TALLER ones...?

Artist painting a dancer.