Ballet Manager Mugs

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Michael Jackson.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Tong!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Odette from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Ballet dancer.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ballet Lovers

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Blend Schools

Treble

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Bow

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Team Building Exercises

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Finesse fishing

"Commuters"