Ballet Dancer T-Shirts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."

"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

Swan Lake

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'Can I have a bigger bulge please...!'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Quasimodo once had a promising career with the ballet, until an ankle injury shattered his aspirations.

"Looks a little pricey"

'Mummy, all the ballerinas were on tiptoe. Why don't they just use taller dancers?'

"I found this dying swan."

'I always wanted to be a ballet dancer - but here at the call-centre I've discovered my true vocation!'

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"

Nutcracker in a Tutu

"Old MacDonald had a dream."

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

Pavlova's dogs.

Ballerina and the light switch.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Give the ballerina another drink. . . Well any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'

Blend Schools

"Commuters"