Ball Thrower Supreme Mugs

'And...?'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"A little help, please."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

Javelin

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Fetching the Ball

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"

'On the bright side, I can now tell all my lawyer friends I argued in front of the supreme court.'

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

Horse play a version of horseshoe throwing.

'I don't know what is it, Doc. My dog is always chasing me!'

"Who threw that?"

"Drop the ball!"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."