Ball Retriever Mugs

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Destiny is all...

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'What's wrong with you?'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I see you on a beach..."

"He's into binge fetching."

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

The Dog of Sisyphus

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."