Ball Retriever Mugs

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Destiny is all...

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"He's into binge fetching."

"I see you on a beach..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

The Dog of Sisyphus

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."