Ball Game Strategist Mugs

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'The boss says to 'strike him out'!'

'It works a lot better if you try to use your head when the ball's in the air.'

'Would New Zealanders be any good at cricket if it was played with a rugby ball?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The Other Cooperstown

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'