Bald Hero Advocate Mugs

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Superbaldie.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

"Wig or the wisp?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Real men have facial hair.

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

The four stages of male hair loss.

'Your exercise program hasn't been a total loss -- at least you're getting thin on TOP.'

Hair Replacement.

"What I said was 'You'd look good in a TOUPEE'..."

'I was bald by 30, invested the money saved on haircuts in the market, and retired at 50.'

"Your honour, we believe he's a flight risk."

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

"Uh oh, Chet. There's a toupee down on the play.."