Balcony Snowball Architect Gifts

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Fine. And you?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Shaved Ice

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

clown fish

'Styrofoam.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Building a snowman

Tall Snowman

Snowball Fight With Santa

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I could do that."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."