Balance Training Gifts

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

"Tong!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The hour of justice

Treading a fine lion.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"It's not what you think."

"Take. Your. Time!"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Football party

Life-Work Balance.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Can you check my balance.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe