Balance Training Gifts

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I feel your pain."

'He's maturing early.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Tong!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Tree Pose To Support

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Treading a fine lion.

The hour of justice

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Team Building Exercises

Money mangagement see-saw.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"It's not what you think."

Football party

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Take. Your. Time!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Life-Work Balance.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Can you check my balance.'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."