Balance Seeker Pillows

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"It's our new simplified work-life balance management system...anyone who has a life gets more work."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

'You left the annual report meeting early, too, huh?

State of Work...State of Marriage

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"A yin-yin situation"

The perils of overwork.

Have you got the accounts right yet? Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

The sandwich generation

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

And balance with practice.

"When you make a mistake on the right side of the accounts, you must add it to the left side too."

Weighing up strategic needs vs. immediate needs.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Just need a minute to send a quick email and the three hours to wonder if the tone was appropriate."

'Happiness is place between too little and too much.'

"I've spent so much time with my family that I've started to lose sight of what really matters."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Just because I hate you doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Lady wearing a yin and yang t-shirt whilst walking a big and a small dog.

"Get a grip, Fulson. An unbalanced portfolio can be remedied."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"