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"Seriously, I think I've lost my head."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Tong!"

'Fitness guru.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Tree Pose To Support

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The Expert

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Treading a fine lion.

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Team Building Exercises

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Judge Mental.'

Football party

'Can you check my balance.'

Workaholics Anonymous

Multitasking

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

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