Baking Warrior Mugs

The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Fast Food Dieter

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Boy defends his last fry.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Bon Bons Away!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."