Baking Guardian Prints

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

Chefs

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A seamstress with balloons

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'I'm making pot pie.'

Ginger Breadman

The Tumbledweed's Sworn Enemy

Baking

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

A prison guard watches female visitors buying pies from a bakery who's speciality is; FILES BAKED IN PIES.

"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."

'Beware of the dog (leftovers will be prosecuted).'

'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'

Art Gallery - Comics.