Baking Competitions Mugs

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

The Fourth Little Pig

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Bowled over again!

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Hungry child

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."