Baking Blunder Aficionado Pillows

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Friday!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's all homemade.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

A cock up of builders

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Self Raising Flour

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

Here's one I made earlier.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

Pie

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

Bread Stall

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

An expecting Oven wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUN

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."