Baking Blunder Aficionado Pillows

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Friday!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's all homemade.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

A cock up of builders

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Self Raising Flour

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Christmas Dwarves

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'That's not true! Everybody likes you! You're delicious...um, I mean yummy...uh, likable! Yeah, that's it!'

Here's one I made earlier.

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

Pie

"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

Bread Stall

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Dave's How to Puke Book.

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"What's wrong? I baked it from scratch."