Bakery Buffs Mugs

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Picking pastries.

Important Food Groups

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

A dog at the bakery.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Parisian man eating pastries

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Where cronuts come from.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

You've done it again, Harry.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

Hot Cross Bun

Where Cream Ale comes from

Baker

"This man has a compliant with a pie brought to the company picnic."