Baker's Delight T-Shirts

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Chocs away.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"