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'Distracting the fish.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish don't like worms.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Crafty Fish.

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Worm Ate The Fish.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'