Bag Overload Enthusiast Mugs

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'One carry-on!'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Suitcase Trailer

I don't like the looks of this airline.