Bad With Tech Enthusiasts Mugs

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Giggle.

Communication

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end