Bad Report Card Mugs

"This report card is not looking good."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

'Mistakes were made...'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."