Bad Omen Enthusiast Pillows

"Uh oh, something smells me today's not gonna go well."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Optimist

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Apocalypse Research Center

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

The End is Nigh

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

The End is Nigh

After-Life Mints

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"The end of the world is nigh."

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

The party, after you left

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

"OK, now here comes the lava."