Bad Hair Day Fixer Mugs

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"Absolutely not!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Waiting for Pants

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

It's a windy day!

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

The split end is near.

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'