Bad Decision Maker Pillows

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'