Bad Decision Maker Pillows

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'