Bad Day Gifts Mugs

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Crappy Diem

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'Tough day or tough life?'

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."