Bad Day Gifts Mugs

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'Having one of those days I see.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Crappy Diem

Bad day? Guano happens.

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'Tough day or tough life?'

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."