Bad Day Gift Prints

Mouse with tail in trap, "I've had a hell of a day!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

Crappy Diem

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'Having one of those days I see.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

Bad day? Guano happens.

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."