Bad Day Burden Lifter Mugs

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Gonna Suck

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

Man Carrying Big Burden

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

The Beginning of One of Those Days