Bacteria Observer Prints

"Ever killed a man?"

'The circle is complete!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Keeping busy?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Adios Amoebas

Gone to seed.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A spider meal prepping

"Is this your work?"

Bird Bathrooms

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'