Bacon Seeker Pillows

"Deep dish, stuffed crust with extra cheese and bacon for 4W."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Hamlet

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

Another Rookie Mistake

"Do not eat from the Vine of Bacon, for thought it is delicious, it will clog your arteries."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."