Bacon Lover Prints

'Okay! Okay! I'll talk! I'll talk! Please, just don't eat any more bacon!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'This 'turkey bacon' thing -- I don't know whether to feel insulted or relieved.'

The pig playwrite.

'Hold on. . . This could be a game changer.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'

'Bacon! Eggs! Toast! Coffee!'

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'Future for our kids? What future? The farmer has bacon and eggs for breakfast...'

'It's a rare form of swine flu. Instead of a rash, you've got a rasher.'

"Do not eat from the Vine of Bacon, for thought it is delicious, it will clog your arteries."

"WHAT!?!"

Bacon Strip

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

Demonstrators

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Happy mother's day

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Bond – James bond."

"Looks like the wives are back from their health farm week."

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

The Other White Meat

Fear of Food

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"Chillax, pork chop. It's just that you smell like you're wrapped in bacon..."

"Well, the crazy bastards went ahead and did it... they wrapped it in bacon."

Man who resembles pig

'It's a rare form of swine flu. Instead of a rash, you've got a rasher.'

'They say breakfast is the most important slop of the day.'