Backyard Space Explorers Mugs

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Field Trip!

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

Take me to your leader. . .

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Hayseed at UFO travel.