Backyard Space Explorers Mugs

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Field Trip!

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Take me to your leader. . .

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Hayseed at UFO travel.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'