Backyard Play Pillows

"Maybe Papi will believe it was a drive-by pitch."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Snow Devil

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"First snowman?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Children playing football.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Snowman

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Boys making skis from bits of fence.