Backyard Farmer Mugs

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Can't the compost pile work faster? Sure. Shred the leaves really fine. Add old manure, water it, cover it and turn it every day. Le me rephrase the question

'I wanted a parrot-Giles wanted organic fresh eggs,so we compromised...'

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I'm growing egg plants... Why, what's wrong with your chickens?

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

International Women's Day.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

But is it organic?

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!