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"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

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Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Well-done, alright?"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Propane ran out.'