Backyard Circus Master Mugs

Dolphin tricks.

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

When clowns are hunting.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Wife

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The circus diver.

The Path

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"