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'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Dogs

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Travellers

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Information...

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Boys in the cloakroom.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Top Dog

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"