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"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

Gambling on office building construction

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Tank color choices.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Curtain call

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'He's still looking at the big picture.'

"Congratulations! You win our TV Interview Backdrop Competition!"

Grandparents Anonymous

"Alright everyone, let's get serious."

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

New Zoom Backgrounds

Family Photos - Christmas Special

"Perhaps I should warn you his grace is not given to subtle criticism."

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

Death takes up photography

Ninja Porn