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Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Fitness guru.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Gerald Ratner's return

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Cursing Scientist.