Back-to-work Motivation Mugs

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Back to work...

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Hand sanitizer

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

When we believe together we achieve together.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"I'm back. My family didn't want to spend more time with me."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'Mat leave's almost up...time for you to hunt.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."

Working mother

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'You weren't here to say no.'

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown