Back-to-school Champ Prints

'It's going to be a long school year...'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Children's education

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Oh no! Not more graphs? And on our first day back at school!"

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Who gives you homework?"

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart