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"We should get out to the country more often."

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Privates Beach"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

The Destruction of the Environment

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Crime Scene

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

Global warming

World on Fire

"Nope. No fish."

Manhattan Woods

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'