"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"
Back Seat Critic Mugs
Discover mugs that speak your back seat critic's language—funny, witty, and perfect for their daily caffeine boost. A delightful way to start their day with a smile.
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'
'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'
Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,
"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."
"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"
'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'
'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'
'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'
'...And our extended forecast calls for one #!@*!! thing after another.'
"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."
"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"
"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."
"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"
"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."
"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."
"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"
'400 channels and the only thing good on TV is my drink.'
"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."
He gets mad at us when we bark at the mailman. Then he barks for hours at those tiny people in the box!
'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'
Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue
"Gulf of America is about right."
"Honey, quick! Look at this — CNN is showing actual news!"
Sports futility vehicles
Taxi fares.
'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'
Back seat race car drivers.
So much to be cross about, so little time.
"My last dog always too a right there."
Armchair Predator (cat watches Discovery Channel)
"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."
"It's better being out of power. Then your base loves you for doing nothing."
Reality television programme - showing infinite regression
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