Back Order Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

Diner.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Disco Dancing

Social Media

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."