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"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

'You want to take it easy with those Jeff, I did my thorax in last week.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.