Back Alley Witch Prints

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"