Bacharach Admirer Prints

Bacchus.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

King Richard I

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Hunding

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Knights jousting on pinatas

Meet the Artist

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'