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Bacchus.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Wotan with eye patch

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Meowlzebub

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Brunhilde

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

We only give him smartwater.

Meet the Artist

"Give a call when you get there."

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Mesozoic Era/Cenzoic Era.