Baby Rights Enthusiast Prints

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Beware of teething baby.

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Overprotective Father

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Religion and Politics

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

New Dad.

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"

Womb for Kids