Baby Rights Enthusiast Prints

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Maternity Ward

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

South Carolina's War on Women

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Giving Birth

Beware of teething baby.

Religion and Politics

Overprotective Father

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

'A work in Progress.'

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"