Baby Nickname Enthusiast Prints

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Bouncing baby

Maternity Hospital

Naming that Impala

Giving Birth

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"