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'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A baby in court

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Baby Paparrazzi

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

Was it just a dream?

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

"The plumber is here."

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

'I'm doing this just to show my daughter there's no harm in losing.'